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• SBS n SMRT

  24 Nov 08, 15:05

  "one minute to impact" was sounded......

• Short Ninja

  25 Nov 08, 09:21

  It turned out to be a loud fart from SBS MRT.....stinko!

• Beautiful951

  25 Nov 08, 09:24

  Thus, everyone fainted and he was crying with mirth.

• Short Ninja

  25 Nov 08, 09:30

  The lethal gas was eventually contained and put into cannisters that would be used against DR CHEE supporters in future protest against the garmen

• ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~

  25 Nov 08, 10:59

  But too bad garmen was using CA mask mk.XXII

• Short Ninja

  25 Nov 08, 12:20

  Yes but non PAP supporters only get an NTUC plastic bag to cover their faces (thank you NTUC)...at this point Dr Chee brave the stinking deadly gas to KPKB yet again.

• Beautiful951

  25 Nov 08, 12:21

  And everyone laughed

• Short Ninja

  25 Nov 08, 12:23

  Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:

  But too bad garmen was using CA mask mk.XXII

  But non PAP supporters are only given NTUC pastic bags to over their faces (Thank you NTUC).......Cough Cough Cough...Vomit blood (Thank you NTUC)

• Short Ninja

  25 Nov 08, 12:24

  and why do I have to say it twice.....I don't know.

• Beautiful951

  25 Nov 08, 12:26

  Originally posted by Short Ninja:

  and why do I have to say it twice.....I don't know.

  I don't know either.

• Pentaxdude90

  25 Nov 08, 17:22

  Chee and Lee hsien Loong have a boxing match

• Short Ninja

  26 Nov 08, 07:46

  They were asked to remove their glasses and contact lenses, but ust before the bell rang for 1st round Andrew PK Yap and Poh Ah Pak replaced them ....stepping into the ring in 'made in china' gladiators suits +a big soft toy lion as their maskot.

• deathmaster

  26 Nov 08, 08:01

  and the big soft toy lion is very noisy, keep yakking about the australian economy...

• Short Ninja

  26 Nov 08, 10:17

  Originally posted by deathmaster:

  and the big soft toy lion is very noisy, keep yakking about the australian economy...

  
  So PKYap and PAP (Poh Ah Piak) dropped their drawers to shove their tiny D_ _ _s into the Lion's mouth....a circus act I wouldnt want to recommend for the family.

• bus555

  26 Nov 08, 13:14

  Then there are 2 boys at the out forum there

• Beautiful951

  26 Nov 08, 13:16

  Originally posted by bus555:

  Then there are 2 boys at the out forum there

  
  And they ran away

• bus555

  26 Nov 08, 13:19

  leaving the forum dead

• Short Ninja

  26 Nov 08, 13:34

  Amen.

• Beautiful951

  26 Nov 08, 13:39

  Originally posted by Short Ninja:

  Amen.

  
  And everyone came.

• Pentaxdude90

  26 Nov 08, 20:58

  Originally posted by Beautiful951:

  
  And everyone came.

  
  then everyone start looking like lky's kukujiao.

• burndog85

  26 Nov 08, 23:05

  because they were horny and started playing with each other.

• sIaN87

  27 Nov 08, 01:17

  party time!!!

• deathmaster

  27 Nov 08, 07:10

  soon, PAP (Poh Ah Pak) had everyone suck dry and squeezed dry.

• Short Ninja

  27 Nov 08, 08:07

  No more cum until the year 2030...all the Singapore guys sit in one circle (A New Guiness book of World Record)and started crying

• deathmaster

  27 Nov 08, 08:42

  tissue paper started selling like hotcakes.