and then suddenly LKY with WKS strapped together come falling down from the sky holding only a small cocktail umbrella ....while hoping to slow down their descend to the hard concrete floor
...but they failed...
and the floor cried "ouch"
And the floor became angry and it's atoms multiplied, smothering the victims and raping them till they their cocks were limp.
Originally posted by Accolade:And the floor became angry and it's atoms multiplied, smothering the victims and raping them till they their cocks were limp.
and I know how much we all hate them but this is too much>LOL
Originally posted by Accolade:And the floor became angry and it's atoms multiplied, smothering the victims and raping them till they their cocks were limp.
And the victims screamed "OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!" until...
SBS3816U came and...
ask them to tap their ezlink card on the reader before SBS3816U is willing to drive them off to the istana.
but then, the engine exploded and someone said, YOUR DICK EXPLODE!
his PAP white shirt and pants become stained with blood
then this bus scrapped
Originally posted by bus555:then this bus scrapped
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Originally posted by bus555:then this bus scrapped
F=ma
after engine failure, this bus still manage to zoom through 12 ERP gantries in a row, stopping just after the cash card reader pass beneath the 12th ERP, and $24 gone.
so he went to top up his cashcard.. but later find out he can use credit card to pay
But he dun have any credit card =( so he ...
Originally posted by WoshiaClone:But he dun have any credit card =( so he ...
end up washing plates.
Originally posted by deathmaster:
end up washing plates.
And recycling banana leaves for the President's next birthday celebration.
But all banana tree kana bomb by Osama,result in no banana leaves for Obama the President's =p
Originally posted by WoshiaClone:But all banana tree kana bomb by Osama,result in no banana leaves for Obama the President's =p
The leaves were for Nathan and not Obama so Osama wasted all the bombs for nothing and had to place a big order of explosives to Kim Jong IL (the specky guy with the reciding curly hair)
however...osama was unable to buy anymore of the explosives as obama have bought it all for bombing iraq
Osama was so angry that he take his gun and randomly kill the people , and short ninja was 1 of the victim
Originally posted by WoshiaClone:Osama was so angry that he take his gun and randomly kill the people , and short ninja was 1 of the victim
But I was wearing a bullet proofed vest and an armed plated samurai helmut and as you can see Osama is still mad.
But short ninja is madder.
so short ninja pulled off osama's turban..and he saw..
another turban...