Lettuce and tomato

• Passive Income1

  25 Oct 08, 08:48

  This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in highschool, unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is about 5 or 6.

  One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.

   

  As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembering that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper,"lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a new position.

   

  Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, lettuce," it sounds.

   

  Then the little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you guys stop making sandwiches up there, you're getting mayonaise all over my face."

   

• TalkToTheScreen

  25 Oct 08, 13:53

  

• seotiblizzard

  26 Oct 08, 08:06

  Old liao.

• gunner77

  26 Oct 08, 21:27

  

• Quinsy

  26 Oct 08, 22:25

  read before.

• SBS7484P

  26 Oct 08, 22:27

  

  mayonnaise.doesent.smell.like.that.

  pwned.

• Passive Income1

  27 Oct 08, 07:35

  Originally posted by SBS7484P:

  

  mayonnaise.doesent.smell.like.that.

  pwned.

  
  Really meh?  So what does it smell like?

• omgukilledkenny

  27 Oct 08, 14:58

  

• sieghartz

  3 Nov 08, 11:18

  lol

• caleb_chiang

  3 Nov 08, 11:37

  

• sand king

  4 Nov 08, 07:59

  lol... i prefer the one about the eel.

• Stage

  7 Nov 08, 22:19

  

• Jacksngthepilot

  10 Nov 08, 14:53

  first time see leh, haha.

• PassiveIncome1

  29 Dec 08, 02:46

  

• pewpew

  29 Dec 08, 14:37

  posted before

• LorD L@nCe

  29 Dec 08, 14:39

  hahaha... read before liao but still funny

• SherlockKiara

  30 Dec 08, 11:49

  wooo.. the cum is really that opaque white huh