One morning a man is sitting next to his wife reading his news paper. He reaches under her dress and tickles her fun spot and turns a page. He reaches again and turns a page.
He does it again and turns a page. She finally turns to him and says "Stop teasing me!" He looks to her and says "I'm not teasing you!
I'm just wetting my fingers so I can turn the page!"
posted b4... but good joke anyway
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