1000yr torture choices

• Passive Income1

  25 Oct 08, 08:16

  A gentleman died and arrived in hell. He was met by the Devil and was told that in the new kinder gentler hell, each person is offered three choices of torture. The Devil explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and you could pick which cycle in which to begin.
  
  So the Devil took the man to the first room where a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. The man said he did not think he fancied that.
  
  They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was being whipped by a Cat-O-Nine Tails. The man also declined this form of torture
  
  The third room had a man strapped to the wall naked and a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. The man told the Devil this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted.
  
  The Devil said, "Are you sure? It lasts for 1000 years." The man assured him that this was the punishment he wanted.
  
  So the Devil walked over to the young woman and said, "You can go now. I've found your replacement."

• omgukilledkenny

  15 Nov 08, 20:45

  

• FireIce

  15 Nov 08, 20:55

  men.

• I-like-flings(m)

  15 Nov 08, 20:57

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  men.

  
  if it's in heaven.. u will choose to pluck men's chest hair for 1000 yrs right?

• youyayu

  15 Nov 08, 21:00

  lol...

• gunner77

  15 Nov 08, 23:18

  

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  16 Nov 08, 10:55

  lolx....  but funny

• donkhead333

  18 Nov 08, 17:47

  expected leh

• limywv

  13 Dec 08, 01:06

  
  

   

   

  
  
• Cool-gal

  13 Dec 08, 01:09

  haahaa.

  funny sia!!!

   

   

• jay_rocks

  16 Dec 08, 23:36

  eeew, blowing for 1000yrs. HAHA

• jayh272416

  17 Dec 08, 11:49

  

• eagle

  18 Dec 08, 15:01

  best

• SherlockKiara

  21 Dec 08, 20:24

  Hahahah! Cool or wat

• sportsman411

  22 Dec 08, 13:56

  good shit. maybe you got some yo moma jokes u go post on my thread =)