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Sex with Teacher

Passive Income1
25 Oct 08, 07:40

A boy in secondary 3 comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face. She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"

"Yes, Mummy. I had sex with my English teacher!"

The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home."

Well, when Daddy comes home and hears the news he is very pleased! Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher."

"That's right, Dad."

"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Daddy, but I can I have a football instead? My backside is killing me."
seotiblizzard
26 Oct 08, 08:03

. Wtf. Sodomee.
Noahtay
26 Oct 08, 08:06

omg poor little kid
sand king
26 Oct 08, 08:10

ouch... his english teacher is a guy haha!
gunner77
26 Oct 08, 21:19

ouch
tut4nkh4m3n
31 Oct 08, 08:43

LOL
PassiveIncome1
29 Dec 08, 02:55

This is still funnee
pewpew
29 Dec 08, 14:38

posted before but stil funny. haha.
LorD L@nCe
29 Dec 08, 14:48

hahahah hohoho..

dam got me on the floor laughing
SherlockKiara
30 Dec 08, 11:43

hahaha
Full.battery.life
30 Dec 08, 16:10

gg liao..
Hey YO >+++( ~>
30 Dec 08, 16:15

Originally posted by sand king:

ouch... his english teacher is a guy haha!

why his dad so happy he turns gay
xstryker
30 Dec 08, 16:18

the dad thought the teacher female at first lah
Hey YO >+++( ~>
30 Dec 08, 16:49

Originally posted by xstryker:

the dad thought the teacher female at first lah

oops hehe
jayh272416
30 Dec 08, 16:57

Originally posted by Hey YO >+++( ~>:

oops hehe

lol...
limywv
30 Dec 08, 17:56
Melayusentiasa
30 Dec 08, 20:52

I don get it..

Y football?

Can someone explain 0.o