Lying Police
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.
Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his Captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Whose car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration. The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too -
Don't need to call captain... I would immidiately arrent him... Bring him to station... If he turns out to be lieing, leave him inside for 48hrs for suspected murder... then ask judge to extend for unlimited hrs while "investigation" is being carried out...
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now I bet that mofo wont be barking anymore!
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ROFL!
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pawned!
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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange,the exchange will be like this in china.
Officer:Give me you license.
Driver: I don't have one.Officer:OK,out of this car,give me you identity card.The police record the driver's name and fine 200 yuan.you can go now and call the car owner to police station.The other polices drive the car to police station.It will be minus 4 score on car owner's license and fine more money.
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i don find this funnie leh
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Does this trick ever work?
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Originally posted by caleb_chiang:
Does this trick ever work?
I dont think anyone tried and live to tell the tale? -
old.