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My BF stuck

• 4sg

  12 Oct 08, 20:32

  A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
  
  "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
  
  And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
  
  Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
  
  "Go and get help!" he cried.
  
  "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
  
  "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
  
  Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
  
  The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

• SBS7484P

  12 Oct 08, 20:35

  

• gunner77

  13 Oct 08, 00:10

  

• thehappybunny

  13 Oct 08, 00:18

  knn

• Mummified

  13 Oct 08, 04:06

  

• seotiblizzard

  13 Oct 08, 04:50

  

• caleb_chiang

  13 Oct 08, 13:53

  

• Jrz

  13 Oct 08, 19:33

  old common story...

• donkhead333

  13 Oct 08, 21:42

  ..wtf

• QX179R

  13 Oct 08, 21:44

  

• Merczrox

  14 Oct 08, 20:34

  MAN.thats a nice one and a pervetic one too.

• Scania N113CRB l0v3r

  14 Oct 08, 20:37

  so the man thot her bf is stuck on the shoes? or he thot her bf is the shoes?