G. W. Bush and Bill Clinton somehow ended up at the same barbershop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to
politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had
Clinton in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Clinton was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife, Hillary, will smell that and think I've been inside a whorehouse."
The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."
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Q:What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver is used for turning-in screws and Clinton is for screwing interns.
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