A gentleman tried to go to the toilet in a resturant, but the Gents was
occupied.
A waitress noticed his predicament. "Sir," she said "You may use
the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons
on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the
buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified
by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled TR.
Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He
pushed WW warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a
nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things
like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air
replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this
stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this
unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a
restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't
wait to push the TR button which he knew would be supreme
ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital
bed, and the same waitress was staring down at him.
"What happened?"he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was
pushing the TR button."
"The button TR is a Tampon Remover. Congrats! Your penis is under your
pillow."
lol.
. Ouch.
wtf. . . . .
stunned...
lol my friend smsed me this one, its still funny.