Weird Name
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Long time ago, a red Indian who had only one testicle was given a name 'Onestone'.
He hated that name & asked everyone not to call him Onestone but people persisted & kept tormenting him with the name.
After many yrs of torment Onestone finally cracked & said "I'll kill anyone if ever I am called Onestone again". The warning got around & nobody called him that anymore.
Then one day a young squaw named Blue Bird forgot & said "good morning Onestone". He jumped up, grapped & took her deep into the forest where he made love to her on & on, day & night until Blue Bird died of exhaustion.
Word got around that Onestone meant what he said & yrs went by without anyone calling him Onestone until another squaw named Yellow Bird, who was away for some time, met Onestone & she said "good 2 c u Onestone!". Onestone immediately grapped & took her deep into the forest, made love to her day & night but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!.
Why???.....,, Think about it!!!......... Still couldn't get it ??? ................Well the answer is:
You Can't Kill 2 Birds With Onestone!!
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A red Indian boy ask: Father, how do we get our names?
Father: It's easy, we just name our babies whatever we see at the time of their birth. It can be 'sitting bull', 'running deer' or 'white cloud'. Why do you ask, 'two dogs fucking'?
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Originally posted by richong 3216:
Long time ago, a red Indian who had only one testicle was given a name 'Onestone'.
He hated that name & asked everyone not to call him Onestone but people persisted & kept tormenting him with the name.
After many yrs of torment Onestone finally cracked & said "I'll kill anyone if ever I am called Onestone again". The warning got around & nobody called him that anymore.
Then one day a young squaw named Blue Bird forgot & said "good morning Onestone". He jumped up, grapped & took her deep into the forest where he made love to her on & on, day & night until Blue Bird died of exhaustion.
Word got around that Onestone meant what he said & yrs went by without anyone calling him Onestone until another squaw named Yellow Bird, who was away for some time, met Onestone & she said "good 2 c u Onestone!". Onestone immediately grapped & took her deep into the forest, made love to her day & night but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!.
Why???.....,, Think about it!!!......... Still couldn't get it ??? ................Well the answer is:
You Can't Kill 2 Birds With Onestone!!
wa lau eh... gua tio..... *brrrr* -
last time got 1 person got gang raped by alot of ppl. and he now called richong 3216
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Originally posted by superlibra:
wa lau eh... gua tio..... *brrrr*As big as the cannons they fire on National Day!!
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Originally posted by youyayu:
last time got 1 person got gang raped by alot of ppl. and he now called richong 3216
I am afraid u got the wrong guy.
3216 is permanently wearing a s/s chastity belt which was locked (with Abloy lock) & the key to the lock has been dumped into the Pacific Ocean long time ago.
Any chance u mixed the name youyayu with 3216?
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Smlj? -.-" Nt funny.
