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Created by Tan Xiao Hui and Wong Li Ping, copyright 2008.
Ms Tan Xiao Hui and Ms Wong Li Ping shall pay NO
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BLOODY HELL!! GST increase that increase and yet CPF never increased!!
Stupid Ka Na Sai!!! Bus fare from $0.67 now increased to $0.71,
ya think what? Poly students very RICH izzt? We still students ya know?
Why izzt that JC students bus fare still student fare we POLY adult fare?
ya BLOODY HELL, no eye izzt? JC and us same age ya know!!!
Open ya eyes BIG BIG TOA TOA!! They also not below 16 ya know!!!
Where ya do with all our money? Ka Na Sai~
MPs also never speak for us citizens de!! They tok to us act BIG only,
see government they hide like turtle wanna find shell hide, BLOODY HELL!
Ya what? Just need to get your ass on that darn chair and
listen to us talk grandmother story and nod your head only.
Take our increase money go where?
Go to YUN NAN treat your BOTAK glossy head izzt?
Think we dunno, ya face serious hair fall and use our $$$ izzt?
ya BLOODY HELL!! Ka Na Sai, da YUN NAN girl see you until sianz le!
And what? Go Jean Yip treat your bug tummy izzt?
Ya la, drink too much beer at night go K hug Char Bo,
how to slim like that? BLOODY HELL.
Eat too much Chili Crab choing to New York Skin Solutions
SOS, da char bo see you none case le!!! !!! No hope, FAT hope!!
Ya Ka Na Sai say ya put yourself in us, citizens de shoes.
Ya all talk BUT no action, muz come experience yourself then know ma!!
RIGHT???
Dump your shark fins, come join us eat KFC, $3 per meal.
Got drink, got fries, got burger, calling at $3!!!
Throw away your Bird Nest go drink tap water, behave like us.
Must protect animals, ya keep eating Bird's Nest, lata Bird extrinct how?
Change your Pranda &Topshop to THIS FASHION.
If join member got 30% storewide discount, many pattern badmintern to chose.
Don't need drive car, save the earth be GREEN
use more public transport and join the crowd to snatch seats in MRT.
Be more close to us and let's be friends.
Don't need live in HIGE JUMBO house, stay in HDB, very exciting!!
Got many sounds to hear, got Ah Gong practise Tai Chi,
auntie sing Karaoke and children shouting, nice right?
I let you stay in my HDB and experience citizens live
and you let go of your house let Ni Mu stay and I will understand
why you're so stress by your daily work.
So MP, let's exchange life?