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Agenda For The 2008 Democratic National Convention

• Man!x

  4 Oct 08, 14:33

  Subject: 2008 Dem Convention Agenda announced
  
  2008 Democratic National Convention - Opening Evening Agenda:

   

  7:00 pm Opening flag burning
  
  7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N.
  
  7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
  
  7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging
  
  7:55 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore
  
  8:15 pm Gay Wedding Planning - Barney Frank
  
  presiding
  
  8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry
  
  9.00 pm Memorial service for Saddam and his sons - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon
  
  10:00 pm Answering Machine Etiquette - Alec Baldwin
  
  11:00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbra Streisand
  
  11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay -- Sean Penn
  
  11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton
  
  11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean
  
  12:15 am Truth in Broadcasting Award - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore
  
  12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
  
  12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi
  
  1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton
  
  1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
  
  1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

• Mervyn>_<

  4 Oct 08, 20:09

  Haha,pretty funny

• seotiblizzard

  5 Oct 08, 05:15

  . Nbzz.