I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
so. I went in to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman
behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed
me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one.
I honestly answered, "No."
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb,
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently
still looked confused. So she looked all around the store. It was empty.
"Just a minute," she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse
removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. "Do these excite
you?" she asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She
then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.
"Well, come on", she said, "We don't have much time."
So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could
no longer hold back and POW, I was done within a few minutes. She
looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"
I said, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.
RAW! HAHAHAHA!
post before.
damn.. never mind i post one more..
As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.
Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"
The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go
away and leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his
query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad, I'm
thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping
trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that
buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered
room and observed the husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at
the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"
The husband replied, "I'm watching football with my son-in-law."
rofl. i like the 1st one.
like the second one hahahah
hahhahahahahhahahahaha
lol the second one is funny! XD
lol the second one is funny! XD
lol...
both are funny...
that boy got it for free. LOL!!
Its weird, that boy dunno how use condom but know how to ahem ahem.
Originally posted by jayh272416:Its weird, that boy dunno how use condom but know how to ahem ahem.
u dunno meh? In America, they have sex education. In Singapore, we instead have biology lessons of reproduction.
If you watched Full metal Panic!
there is a scene where they ask 'Sagara' has he ever used a condom.
His reply: Yes. Did you know it can hold 1 litre of water?