The young woman, in the doctor's office for a
physical examination, just absolutely refuses to
undress.
"But, doctor, I'm a virgin, and no man
has ever seen me nude."
"That may be, miss, but
I can't very well examine you if you keep your
clothes on."
She still refuses, and then the doctor proposes
that they turn out the lights.
"Well, I guess this is OK, doctor. Where do I put
my clothes?"
"Either on the floor or on the chair with mine."
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hahah