Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East

• GIB

  3 Oct 08, 16:02

  AKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
  Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.
  
  FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
  I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.
  
  SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
  I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.
  
  AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
  It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

  FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
  If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genitel appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.
  
  MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
  The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.
  
  TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM
  The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must have the recipe.

• InnoHippo

  3 Oct 08, 16:04

  wtf

   

• codexboy

  3 Oct 08, 18:48

  how kind of you to provide us with such important information, hope that i will not have to use it, cos im not going anywhere near the middleeast, but still, i do not know whther i can thank you enough.....before i forget, hahaha   -.-

• xXBlack_RebelXx

  3 Oct 08, 18:58

  How do you say "hey girl youre so hot, I dont feel the heat of the sun" in Hebrew. Must say that when I go to Tel Aviv.

• SBS7484P

  3 Oct 08, 19:00

  wtf.. all the wrong things to say

• Vendettus

  3 Oct 08, 23:15

  'If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genitel appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.'

  Haha!

• Spartans

  3 Oct 08, 23:39

  

• trendz

  4 Oct 08, 00:12

  lol.

• seotiblizzard

  5 Oct 08, 05:18

  HAHAHAHAHAH!.

• GIB

  5 Oct 08, 12:11

  Originally posted by xXBlack_RebelXx:

  How do you say "hey girl youre so hot, I dont feel the heat of the sun" in Hebrew. Must say that when I go to Tel Aviv.

  היי ילדה �תה כל כך ח�, �ני ל� מרגישה �ת החו� של השמש.
• I-like-flings(m)

  5 Oct 08, 12:18

  Originally posted by Vendettus:

  'If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genitel appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.'

  Haha!

  
  this is important ok...

• wonderamazement

  5 Oct 08, 13:16

  why no "allah akhbar"

• MohamedF

  5 Oct 08, 14:18

  Originally posted by wonderamazement:

  why no "allah akhbar"

  Assamualaikum... Tnx for admiting that god is great...

• wonderamazement

  5 Oct 08, 14:24

  wasn't admitting to anything.

• pewpew

  5 Oct 08, 23:04

  hahah