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vacuum cleaner sales man

• tofushop193

  1 Oct 08, 14:20

  A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.
  
  Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living
  room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings
  onto the carpet.
  
  "Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful
  vacuum cleaner, I will EAT this entire Stuff...!" exclaimed the eager
  salesman.
  
  "Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady.
  
  The bewildered salesman asked, "Why, madam?"
  
  "There's no electricity in the house.. ..." said the lady

• MyPillowTalks

  1 Oct 08, 14:29

  

• jayh272416

  1 Oct 08, 15:40

  Moral of the story: If you are the salesman, ask if the person has electricity FIRST.

• gunner77

  1 Oct 08, 16:11

   pwned!

• seotiblizzard

  1 Oct 08, 16:58

   Wtf. Tio Pwned.

• donex

  1 Oct 08, 23:10

  (= bwawahaha.

• maskedangel

  2 Oct 08, 10:54

  stupidity kills

   

• caleb_chiang

  2 Oct 08, 13:30

  

• WinnieThePooh

  5 Oct 08, 05:08

  :)

• saslol

  5 Oct 08, 05:12

  lol thats funny

• pewpew

  5 Oct 08, 23:39

  hahah

• sand king

  6 Oct 08, 06:53

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!