A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad
was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at
the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Continuation:
If I were on the bus, I would ask him "What would you do if jayh272416 was on board?"
The boy "dunno"
Me: "You should run, for you will be dead before you knew it"
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Originally posted by KaurexO_o:A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad
was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at
the kid, ''What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Lamest joke. Very rude.
Originally posted by xXBlack_RebelXx:
Lamest joke. Very rude.
no offence meant, sorry.
and the person is *drum**drum*drum*
Mr andrew puay!
Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:Mr andrew puay!