Shield Plans
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Khaw Boon Wan was visiting Mount E, and during the tour of the floors he passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my god!", said the Minister, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"
The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry Sir, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."
"Oh dear, I feel sorry for him" said Mr Khaw.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young pretty nurse was giving a patient a blow job.
"Oh my God", said the Minister again, "What's happening in there?"The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but better health plan."
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This is the best one of all
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wah i think i also got this problem ar........ must go buy better plan now...... knn... cant wait to have a japanese nurse to bj for mi..
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I think insurance agents should share this story with their clients.
The clients sure upgrade their medical plans one!
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hahahahahahaha n1n1n1n1
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rofl!!!
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Medisave =D
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Hahahahahahaha. Good one. -
hahah
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nice. i want
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Me too!
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wth..
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nice one... way to go... more please
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Gets my vote for one of the best.
Everyone whom I told this joke to, also had a good laugh.
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knn.. who bump.
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This is the kind of joke that uncles and aunties talk about when they discuss politics over at the kopitiam.
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This is also my favourite! :D
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Lols..... which hospital gives such service???
I need a nurse now. lols
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Originally posted by Jiasheng1993:
Lols..... which hospital gives such service???
I need a nurse now. lols
It doesn't depend on the hospital.
It depends on the plan.
Yes, the plan.
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Hope the Singapore Budget will help!
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Originally posted by PassiveIncome1:
Hope the Singapore Budget will help!
Aw shucks... no mention of any upgrade for Shield plans :(
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Different ward classes helps bo?
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Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:
Different ward classes helps bo?
Depends.
You elite or lesser mortal?
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