Confucius say
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Confucius say...
Virginity like bubble. One prick- all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for his money.
Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who sleeps in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.
Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
Man who sit on tack get point.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who jumps from tall building, jumps to conclusion.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget. -
Was I supposed to laugh?
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confucius that time got car? elevator?
Not even funny at all -
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catch no ball...
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Your 21st century confucius got us confused with the ancient one.
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I like the :
" Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. "
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u mean cornfucius