A really expensive Sex Toy
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Sammy runs a sex toy shop. He has a super-duper lazy assistant named Wang. So one fine day Sammy had some problems with his latest shipments of sex toys. He had no choice but to let Wang look after the shop alone. Before he left he tasked Wang to sell at least $300 worth of sex toys or else this weekend off will be used to count stock.
So Wang was as usual hanging out behind the counter making no effort to approach customers. Then a Russian lady approached Wang.
Russian Lady: I need a dildo.
Wang: You want big, small, medium?
Russian Lady: I prefer that big black one. (pointing to a dildo on display)
Wang: Ok sure. $50
So Wang made $50, $250 more to go. A French lady came into the shop soon.
French lady: How much for that cute vibrator?
Wang: $70. You want? Just imported in from USA.
French lady: Ok sure ill take one.
Still not enough to reach his target. Wang was stressed. A busty Singaporean lady came into the shop tthen.
Singaporean Lady: Im feeling kinky. Do you have anything nice?
Wang: Oh yes! We have this really rare dildo. The only one in Singapore. But its for sale at $300 no less.
Singaporean Lady: Wow! Sounds like fun! I'll take it.
Wang was jumping for joy that he hit Sammy's target. Shortly after Sammy came back grinning as he was sure Wang didnt hit $300.
Sammy: So how Wang? Weekend come back ok!
Wang: Heh. No way. i sold 3 dildos for $420 hor!
Sammy: What 3 dildos for $420. Impossible! Which ones did u sell?
Wang: I sold our black dildo, the USA vibrator and our thermos flask.
Sammy: .........
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lol... replacing the singaporean lady with a dumb blonde more "nicer".
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not farnie leh...
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ya lor..
bo ho chio..
thermos flask so?
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So must spend weekend counting stock, and must replace one thermos wor.
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thermo flask can keep ice
than can drink ice tea
so nice!
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ts totally killed the joke
the original version is so much better