THINGS TO SAY IF YOU ARE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT WORK
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"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
"Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"The coffee machine is broken...."
"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"
"Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"Amen" -
hehe
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"Cramp, staff, cramp."
actual words uttered by my NS team ic when he was caught sleeping and told to stand up
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I actually used the cold medicine one last time when my boss caught me sleeping during a meeting ! it was good . .. should have seen my boss face !!! lol
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pay not enuff ..... got to moonlight last nite ......
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not enought excuses for the whole year...yours only last bout a week
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was watching the re-run of the 1982 World CUp finals
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I faked a few coughs and sniffs saying I was sick when caught during class
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headache.
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mine will be...
i will be sleeping with my fingers crossed
boss tap shoulder
*show palm to boss.*signalling him to wait*
then blow 1 big breathe
then touch my left right shoulder and forehead.
amen
open my eyes
Yes boss?
sorry if i done it wrong. the above act has no purpose to critisize one or one's religion.
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forehead first.
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sorry ah...but that was wad i did lah...den the whole office laugh...but it was an attempt to avoid the scolding part.
im a free-thinker...so my apologies again if i offended anyone