Breaking wind

• Passive Income1

  20 Sep 08, 10:37

  A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one
  night.

  Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was
  perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her
  purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.

  Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing everyone in
  the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands "Stop That!"

  The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure lady, which way did you
  fire it?"

• gunner77

  20 Sep 08, 12:36

  

• jayh272416

  20 Sep 08, 18:32

  Lol plan backfired.

• Mimmy

  20 Sep 08, 18:37

  I'm slow.

  I don't get the joke leh.

• jayh272416

  20 Sep 08, 18:40

  Originally posted by Mimmy:

  I'm slow.

  I don't get the joke leh.

  
  Lady's stop that = Stop farting

  Waiter's interpretation = Literally stop the fart

  Get it now? Hope you do =)