Any short jokes?

• Seasonsbeauty

  16 Sep 08, 23:10

  Any new short jokes?

• skythewood

  16 Sep 08, 23:16

  once upon a time a king like to wear shorts. he wear them every where he go. Than he fell down. and everybody laught. the shorts, the king, and everybody live happily ever after.

• Darkknighthuang

  17 Sep 08, 07:43

  Ok, have you heard the one about...

   

  Oops sorry, mine is not new and quite long.

• KaurexO_o

  22 Sep 08, 14:56

  Girl: Do you love me?
  Boy: Yes Dear
  Girl: Would you die for me?
  Boy: No, mine is undying love

• latte kid

  22 Sep 08, 16:06

  A horse walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at it and asks: "So, why the long face?"

• Applar

  26 Sep 08, 14:18

  A boy & his parents were having a meal & the boy was trying to chew onto the chicken leg bones & his mother said," Peter,stop that,you are not a dog ,give it your father."

• youyayu

  27 Sep 08, 00:32

  knock knock
  whos there?
  kenny
  kenny who?
  omg they killed kenny

• Master -_-

  27 Sep 08, 00:44

  Guy: Hi..can i have a kit kat chunky?

  Woman : (gives him a Kit Kat Chunky)

  Guy : I asked for a normal kit kat, fat bitch...