Saint Peters
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One day, a Fireman and a Prostitute died and appeared at Saint Peter's Gate. As Heaven was already full, admission was strict and every candidate had to give one good reason why they should be allowed entry or be thrown into hell.
So the Fireman exclaimed proudly "When I was alive, I saved many people trapped in fire!!". This impressed Saint Peters who gave him a golden key and let him in.
So the Prostitute's turn came and she too proudly said "When I was alive, I gave pleasure to many men trapped in loneliness!!" to this, St Peters gave him a silver key.
Puzzled by this, she asked "Why I am given a silver key while the rest are given golden keys??"
Saint Peters replied "Those golden keys unlocks the gate, that silver key unlocks my room!"
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saint peter
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Originally posted by Agenda:
One day, a Fireman and a Prostitute died and appeared at Saint Peter's Gate. As Heaven was already full, admission was strict and every candidate had to give one good reason why they should be allowed entry or be thrown into hell.
So the Fireman exclaimed proudly "When I was alive, I saved many people trapped in fire!!". This impressed Saint Peters who gave him a golden key and let him in.
So the Prostitute's turn came and she too proudly said "When I was alive, I gave pleasure to many men trapped in loneliness!!" to this, St Peters gave him a silver key.
Puzzled by this, she asked "Why I am given a silver key while the rest are given golden keys??"
Saint Peters replied "Those golden keys unlocks the gate, that silver key unlocks my room!"
Is a PROSITUTE a man?? Why is it refered to as a ''HIM'' at this sentence..? '' St Peters gave him a silver key.'' -
Originally posted by LongitudinaL:
Is a PROSITUTE a man?? Why is it refered to as a ''HIM'' at this sentence..? '' St Peters gave him a silver key.''
hmmm. in that case, it should be "gigolo" not "prositute"