powerful old man
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at a conference, a beautiful girl was approach by an old man. he says that his wife is critically ill, so he is lonely, and he loves her very much and want to marry her. the girl tried to refused, but the old man was very insistent. so she say she will marry him if he can accomplish three things. "first, buy me a 30k diamond ring." the old man says no problem and bought one. "next, abolish ERP in singapore" the old man again say no problem, and after a few phone calls, got it done. the girl didn't really want to marry the guy, so she asked the most impossible thing she can think of. "last, i will only marry a man with the dick 8 inches long. at this, the old man hesistated a while.. than finally he says "ok, i cut i cut..."
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=.= lol
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wtf....! haha
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guess who is the old man...
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uhhh a lee?
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must be liao coz wife is critically ill..
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let's just say he is someone who can abolish ERP...
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Originally posted by QX179R:
must be liao coz wife is critically ill..
my teacher says..
she is already dead.. but cannot annouce cos of National day + Olmypic..
Think they gona annouce soon -
Originally posted by youyayu:
my teacher says..
she is already dead.. but cannot annouce cos of National day + Olmypic..
Think they gona annouce soonYour teacher is either
A) guessing about it, and spreading rumours
B) releasing sensitive information to the public.
make a guess which one.
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C) shes the beautiful girl....
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Originally posted by youyayu:
my teacher says..
she is already dead.. but cannot annouce cos of National day + Olmypic..
Think they gona annouce soonand you believed wat ur teacher said..
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Originally posted by skythewood:
Your teacher is either
A) guessing about it, and spreading rumours
B) releasing sensitive information to the public.
make a guess which one.
no idea.. i sometimes don't think what he saying is true either...
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very good! sometimes i think that is the main point of education: don't take someone else word for it.
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in a few more post this might just go to speaker corner...lol
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japanese guy leh..... 8 cm also dunno got or not lor...
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ok, i go edit to singapore old man...
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Originally posted by skythewood:
ok, i go edit to singapore old man...
u dam pu bor lol
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Originally posted by youyayu:
u dam pu bor lol
singapore man is all long one right? at least last i checked, it is...
don't tell me yours is....
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Originally posted by skythewood:
singapore man is all long one right? at least last i checked, it is...
don't tell me yours is....
=.= i mean.. purposly put it as singapore old man -.= like so =.=
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Originally posted by youyayu:
=.= i mean.. purposly put it as singapore old man -.= like so =.=
your failure to communicate with intelligible words confounds me.
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The girl with the 30k ring fetish. Familiar. Lol.
The old man who has the power. Also very familiar.
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Originally posted by Keii:
The girl with the 30k ring fetish. Familiar. Lol.
The old man who has the power. Also very familiar.
i agree. ask moderator to move to Speaker's Corner bah....
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Originally posted by skythewood:
i agree. ask moderator to move to Speaker's Corner bah....
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lol skythewood.. you owns..
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let's try experiment.. i post another similar post in speaker's corner and see what happens.