The truth ...

• pqr

  10 Sep 08, 14:04

  ONE NIGHT 4 UNIVERSITY STUDENTS WERE BOOZING TILL LATE NIGHT AND DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST WHICH WAS SCHEDULED FOR THE NEXT DAY. IN THE MORNING THEY THOUGHT OF A PLAN. THEY MADE THEMSELVES LOOK AS DIRTY AND WEIRD AS THEY COULD WITH GREASE AND DIRT. THEY THEN WENT UP TO THE DEAN AND SAID THAT THEY HAD GONE OUT TO A WEDDING LAST NIGHT AND ON THEIR RETURN THE TYRE OF THEIR CAR BURST AND THEY HAD TO PUSH THE CAR ALL THE WAY BACK AND THAT THEY WERE IN NO CONDITION TO APPEAR FOR THE TEST. THE DEAN WAS A JUST PERSON SO HE SAID THAT YOU CAN HAVE THE RE-TEST AFTER 3 DAYS. THEY SAID THEY WILL BE READY BY THAT TIME. ON THE THIRD DAY THEY APPEARED BEFORE THE DEAN . THE DEAN SAID THAT THIS WAS A SPECIAL CONDITION THAT ALL FOUR WERE REQUIRED TO SIT IN SEPARATE CLASSROOMS FOR THE TEST. THEY ALL AGREED AS THEY HAD PREPARED WELL IN THE LAST THREE DAYS. THE TEST CONSISTED OF 5 QUESTIONS WITH TOTAL OF 100 MARKS: scroll down.................. MID SEMESTER COURSEWORK EXAMINATION INSTRUCTIONS : All questions are compulsory Any inconsistencies on any of the questions among the four students will result in all the candidates getting a zero mark. Q.1. Write down your name----- (2 MARKS) Q.2. Write the name of the bride and bridegroom at the wedding you attended-----(30 Marks) Q.3. What type of a car burst a tyre.------(20 Marks) Q.4. Which tyre burst ------- ( 28 marks ) Q.5. Who was driving----------(20 marks) END OF PAPER
• Chris1988

  12 Sep 08, 08:55

  the students really tio pwn till jialat jialat

• skythewood

  24 Sep 08, 20:18

  haha

• seotiblizzard

  27 Sep 08, 03:11

  

• pewpew

  28 Sep 08, 00:58

  hahaha. not very funni though.

• Thecar

  30 Sep 08, 15:52

  copy and paste.

• furb

  30 Sep 08, 16:12

  lol... It's a trap!!! They are bound to get a zero if you ask me. Look at question 1 and look at the instruction - "Any inconsistencies on any questions among 4 students will result in getting a zero".

  Unless they somehow can all write the same name.

• Moonlighter

  30 Sep 08, 18:26

  Originally posted by furb:

  lol... It's a trap!!! They are bound to get a zero if you ask me. Look at question 1 and look at the instruction - "Any inconsistencies on any questions among 4 students will result in getting a zero".

  Unless they somehow can all write the same name.

  Thanks, Captain Obvious.

• NG QIBO AARON AUBREY

  11 Oct 08, 18:50

  Originally posted by furb:

  lol... It's a trap!!! They are bound to get a zero if you ask me. Look at question 1 and look at the instruction - "Any inconsistencies on any questions among 4 students will result in getting a zero".

  Unless they somehow can all write the same name.

  they can copy