Why the chinese shouldn't have english names...

• Rock^Star

  8 Sep 08, 13:41

  Anne Chang
  (Mandarin)-Dirty
  
  Anne Chin
  (Mandarin) - Keep quiet
  
  Faye Chen
  (Mandarin) - Dusty
  
  Carl Cheng
  (Hokkien) - Buttock
  
  Monica Cheng
  Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks
  
  Lucy Leow
  (Hokkien) - You are dead
  
  Jane Tan
  (Mandarin) - Frying eggs
  
  Suzie Leow
  (Hokkien) - Lost till death
  
  Henry Mah
  (Mandarin) - Hate your mum
  
  Corrine Tai
  (Hokkien) - Poor fellow
  
  Paul Chan
  (Mandarin) - Bankrupt
  
  Nelson Tan
  (Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
  
  Leslie Tong
  (Mandarin) - Rubbish bin
  
  Carmen Teng
  (Hokkien) - Leg hair long
  
  Connie Mah
  (Cantonese) - Call your
  mother
  
  Danny See
  (Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death
  
  Rosie Teng
  (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
  
  Pete Tsai
  (Hokkien) - Nose droppings
  
  Macy Koh
  (Cantonese) - Never die before

• skythewood

  8 Sep 08, 13:44

  Ben tan

• Hanagata

  8 Sep 08, 13:49

  WOLS!

• FireIce

  8 Sep 08, 13:50

  i relli know a monica cheng

• Bubblyl3

  8 Sep 08, 14:05

  Originally posted by skythewood:

  Ben tan

  
  i know that one.. is chinese stupid.( ban dan)

• BrUtUs

  8 Sep 08, 14:06

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  i relli know a monica cheng

  
  she got swollen butt?

• skythewood

  8 Sep 08, 14:36

  Originally posted by Bubblyl3:

  
  i know that one.. is chinese stupid.( ban dan)

  nice observation skills, Captain Obvious

• <(0))><

  8 Sep 08, 15:58

  i noe a nelson tan

• Rednano

  8 Sep 08, 16:02

  got a girl named in hanyu piyin: "you die"....
  
  got a boy named in hanyu piyin: "zhen yao ming".... : want ur life.

• skythewood

  8 Sep 08, 16:04

  got twin sister named  "Fook mi" and "Fook Yu"

• Rednano

  8 Sep 08, 16:07

  Originally posted by skythewood:

  got twin sister named  "Fook mi" and "Fook Yu"

  
  ur idea from austin powers...
  
  mine is true case... got sec sch yearbook...

• skythewood

  8 Sep 08, 16:14

  Originally posted by Rednano:

  
  ur idea from austin powers...
  
  mine is true case... got sec sch yearbook...

  didn't say it is real...

  got girl in my class call ShiTing

• Ajen

  8 Sep 08, 16:18

  Kok Seng

• Rednano

  8 Sep 08, 16:21

  yi lin... or elaine are common... cos in chinese pronounce: 10438

• bus555

  8 Sep 08, 16:23

  I have one friend saw Edwin Seow but some time ppl called him Edwin Siao...

• purpledragon84

  8 Sep 08, 17:10

  my sec skul teacher was called zheng zai fa..

  auspicious eh..

  and my camp 2IC was called ben tan..

• caleb_chiang

  8 Sep 08, 19:42

  I know someone named Ben gay...

  Lucky he did not name himself Barry...

• Scania N113CRB luver

  8 Sep 08, 20:09

  I saw before a cab driver with the name Koh Chee Hong. Chee hong means flirt in hokkien while koh rhymes with "go". So it means "Go & flirt".

• Master -_-

  8 Sep 08, 20:22

  got one guy in camp whose name is Tan Soon Aw...

• bus555

  8 Sep 08, 20:27

  Ahma hakim? I mean ahma sounds like ah ma and that means granny in hokkien!

• NG QIBO AARON AUBREY

  8 Sep 08, 21:13

  my CSM is Peter Pan

• BeRt^.^

  8 Sep 08, 21:23

  Gaylord Focker

• omgukilledkenny

  8 Sep 08, 23:28

  

• AEW5001

  9 Sep 08, 14:15

  dam funny sia

• udontknowme

  10 Sep 08, 02:00

  eh...i was in a car and we drove past this sign with this property selling guy's name on it. the name was : BILL TSE.

  if you know cantonese...maybe you'll know lah...why it was so funny...

  P.S the last name Tse is pronounced as : See