Ayuba Jokes
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i got this from an email. not sure whether it is posted before..
AYUBA bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
> 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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> AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
> Friend: Really, what is he studying.
> AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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> AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
> DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
> AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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> AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
> Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
> AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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> AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
> Wife: How do you know??
> AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
> Oh GOD! U have come again..
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> AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
> except the TV in my house.'
> Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
> AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'
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> AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
> He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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> How do you recognize AYUBA in School?
> He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
> the board.
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> Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
> So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
> announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
> be hot.
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> AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
> Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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> AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
> Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
> AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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> Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
> AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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> AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
> Servant: 'It's already raining.'
> AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.' -
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Its the Ah beng jokes rite? Still funny tho
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yah . the one i heard is ah beng. dunnoe wich retard changed the name to ayuba
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Still funny.
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Originally posted by Thecar:
yah . the one i heard is ah beng. dunnoe wich retard changed the name to ayuba
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