A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 5 jugs of beer. The bartender asks "whoa, buddy. What're we celebrating?" The man replies "I just had my first blow-job".
The bartender smiles and says " well, congratulations. Let me get you another shot on the house!"
The man replies "If after drinking all these beer don't get the taste out of my mouth, NOTHING will!"
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