Golf with jesus
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Moses and Jesus were playing golf. They reached the water
hazard and Jesus took out his 9 iron and addressed the ball.
"Hold it!" yelled Moses, "That's too far. You need to use a
wood for that shot."
"No," replied Jesus, "I saw Tiger Woods make this shot with
a 9 iron on TV last Sunday."
Jesus swung at the ball, and "kerplunk" it went right in the
middle
of the water hazard. Moses parted the water and Jesus fetched His
ball.
He set up the ball and again took out His 9 iron.
"Hold it!" yelled Moses, "I already told You that You need
a wood for that shot."
"No," replied Jesus, "Tiger Woods made this shot with a
wood on TV last Sunday."
"OK," said Moses, "But I'm not helping You get Your ball
this time."
Jesus swung at the ball, and again it went "kerplunk" right
in the middle of the water hazard. Jesus started walking across
the water to retrieve His ball.
About that time a foursome played up. When they saw Jesus
walking on the water they asked Moses:
"Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"
"Hell no," replied Moses, "He thinks He's Tiger Woods." -
not funny.
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i find it furni leh
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not too bad hahaha not to bad
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Originally posted by Master -_-:
This one more funny =D