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An Italian Boy's Confession

• regionmaster2

  14 Aug 08, 16:47

  
  'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
  
  The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
  
  'Yes, Father, it is.'
  
  'And who was the girl you were with?'
  
  'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
  
  'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
  
  'I cannot say.'
  
  'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
  
  'I'll never tell.'
  
  'Was it Nina Capell i?'
  
  'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
  
  'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
  
  'My lips are sealed.'
  
  'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
  
  'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
  
  The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
  
  Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
  
  '4 months vacation and five good leads.'

• thehappybunny

  14 Aug 08, 16:56

  nb

• cApitaland

  14 Aug 08, 17:03

  kns

• JJxJJ

  14 Aug 08, 17:57

  !

• Master -_-

  14 Aug 08, 17:59

  wow..something original at last

• trendz

  14 Aug 08, 20:19

  lol. i like that. =D

• omgukilledkenny

  14 Aug 08, 20:20

  

• jayh272416

  14 Aug 08, 21:14

  nice one!

• I-like-flings(m)

  14 Aug 08, 21:16

  knn....no wonder some guys love going to church

• gunner77

  14 Aug 08, 21:52

  

• Pitot

  14 Aug 08, 22:15

  

• youyayu

  14 Aug 08, 22:51

  Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):

  knn....no wonder some guys love going to church

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• 00011000

  16 Aug 08, 18:16