Three Old Men

• GIB

  11 Aug 08, 12:53

  Three old men were sitting around and talking.

  The 80 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for twenty minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again."

  The 85 year-old said, "The best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it's still a problem."

  Then the 90 year-old said, "That's not my problem. Every morning at 6:00 am sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 am sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me would be if I could wake up before 7:00 am."

• RedizAlertz

  11 Aug 08, 12:55

  !! 

• Vendettus

  11 Aug 08, 12:59

  

• maskedangel

  11 Aug 08, 13:11

  hahaha nice1

• gunner77

  11 Aug 08, 14:49

  

• jayh272416

  11 Aug 08, 19:51

  lol nice one.

• dangerboi

  11 Aug 08, 23:38

  

• technoboy

  11 Aug 08, 23:40

  Poor thing.

• chrisbenoit

  12 Aug 08, 03:16

  Then the 95 year old said "Every morning I have a good long pee at 6 am and a good bowel movement at 6.30 am. I wake up before 6 am. The best thing that can happen to me would be to sleep before 4 am."

   

  

• LatecomerX

  13 Aug 08, 03:19

  Originally posted by chrisbenoit:

  Then the 95 year old said "Every morning I have a good long pee at 6 am and a good bowel movement at 6.30 am. I wake up before 6 am. The best thing that can happen to me would be to sleep before 4 am."

   

  

  And one day, the best thing did happen to him. When his children came home during the evening, they found him sleeping at the sofa, with the television left swtiched on. He was sleeping so soundly, with a smile on his face sweeter than a baby's. It was only seconds later that his children realized, that he will never wake up again. 

   

• omgukilledkenny

  13 Aug 08, 20:59

  

• 東方翔

  14 Aug 08, 01:11

  swee