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Ranks in the SAF

• kenn3th

  9 Aug 08, 21:17

  Warrant Officers, Specialists, and Enlistees
  
  * REC - Really Enduring Camp in Tekong
  
  * PTE - Physically Trained Expert after Tekong
  
  * LCP - Lowest Confident Personnel in camp due to inexperience, also known as "Lan Chao Bing"
  
  * CPL - Cannot Play Liao because you are a senior NSF, also known as "Kao Beh Lang" as they always complain alot
  
  * SGT - Saying Goodbye Thank you, because you are at the end of your service
  
  * SSG - Showing Social Grace by asking people to call you staff instead of sergeant
  
  * MSG - Must Say Good no matter what your commanders so that you get your 1st epaulette on your shoulder faster
  
  * MWO - Must Watch Out for n00bs making mistakes and make them sign extra
  
  * SWO - Still Waiting Orders because you are somehow still lower ranked than commissioned officers even if you have loads more experience than them
  
  Officers
  
  * LTA - Listening To Advice because your officer-commanding told you to do so and you cannot disobey
  
  * CPT - Call Please Thanks, too busy with work, no time to reply
  
  * MAJ - Must Always Joke so that people in SAFTI MI will recognise your "Leadership" and send you to command
  
  * LTC - Later Then Confirm because you have too many meetings to attend
  
  * COL - Content Over Leadership since you have already commanded so many people
  
  * BG - Better (be) Gone, so that someone can replace you...
  
  * MG - Media Glamour, especially if you are Chief of Army, pictures always taken for mass media purposes
  
  * LG - Life's good, nowhere higher to go, nothing to do also. (Too bad Singapore do not have a 4 star general!!) Perhaps you can into Singapore administrative services, the place where you can go into politics.
  
  Source

• wonderamazement

  9 Aug 08, 21:21

  lol...

• Nicsonkao

  9 Aug 08, 21:24

  Haha, nice list..

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• ndmmxiaomayi

  9 Aug 08, 21:35

  Haha, nice list.

• I-like-flings(m)

  9 Aug 08, 21:37

  Originally posted by Nicsonkao:

  Haha, nice list..

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  so when u going to be the premium member here?

• turbo_drift

  9 Aug 08, 21:48

  ..nnb..

• monoslayer

  9 Aug 08, 22:12

  i tried.

• chrisbenoit

  10 Aug 08, 08:42

  The source is a load of bull. LOL