Hammer And Piercing
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mAx>: how’s life?
Rudy>: like sh*t.
mAx>:why?
Rudy>: I’m gluing my ear...
mAx>:О_о
Rudy>:damn, yesterday Alice and me were very drunk, and we had an idea to pierce my ear.
mAx>:so?
Rudy>: we couldn’t find a needle so Alice said I should lay my ear on the table and she can make a hole in it with a nail.
mAx> haha
Rudy>: I laid it and that little b*tch f****ing hammered my ear to the table so I was standing with my head on the table and my ass up to the moon waiting for her to find a f*cking nail-drawer to take the nail out of the table.
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wtf