A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready
to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
her special area.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval
before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more
and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement,
she gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your
clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it
was 4play ," The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks
angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?
" I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my
book.
swt swt ...
SICK! Seriously...
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ahahahah LOLOLOL
won't the book be glued all over and smelly?haha