I, a citizen of the Union of Noiseology Socialist Republics, joining the ranks of the Workers' and Peasants' Toyboy Army, do hereby take the oath of allegiance and do solemnly vow to be an honest, brave, disciplined and vigilant fighter, to guard strictly all military and State secrets, to obey implicitly all Army regulations and orders of my commanders, commissars and superiors.
I vow to study the duties of a soldier conscientiously, to safeguard Army and National property in every way possible and to be true to my People, my Noiseology Motherland, and the Workers' and Peasants' Government to my last breath.
I am always prepared at the order of the Workers' and Peasants' Government to come to the defence of my Noiseology Motherland - the Union of Noiseology Socialist Republics - and, as a fighter of the Workers' and Peasants' Toyboy Army, I vow to defend her courageously, skilfully, creditably and honourably, without sparing my blood and my very life to achieve complete victory over the enemy.
And if through evil intent I break this solemn oath, then let the stern punishment of the Noiseology law, and the universal hatred and contempt of the working people, fall upon me.
Seotiblizzard.
so long
Must be serious mah.
what a mouthful
Originally posted by laurence82:what a mouthful
i know can't help it u see
Or u Prefer this?
I swear by God this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to Laurence82, the Führer of the Noiseology Reich and people, supreme commander of the armed forces, and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave soldier, to give my life for this oath.
Seotiblizzard
i am peaceful guy
Originally posted by seotiblizzard:Or u Prefer this?
I swear by God this sacred oath that I shall render unconditional obedience to Laurence82, the Führer of the Noiseology Reich and people, supreme commander of the armed forces, and that I shall at all times be ready, as a brave soldier, to give my life for this oath.
Seotiblizzard
i prefer this.. hehe
. The first one like nicer. Hahah. USSR FTW!
Originally posted by laurence82:i am peaceful guy
Huh. No link.
the first one is a wall of text
for this you should be banned
i swear that ah lau will rot and die in SG
amen
Originally posted by kopiosatu:i swear that ah lau will rot and die in SG
amen
May Allah bless you.
"You are cursed more than all cattle", (Genesis 3:14).
"Cursed is the ground for your sake; in toil you shall eat of it All the days of your life." (3:17).
"So now you are cursed from the earth", (4:11).
Originally posted by laurence82:the first one is a wall of text
for this you should be banned
Nonsense! Union of Noiseology Socialist Republic cannot tolerate such ridiculous statement. This is tantamount to committing High treason.
Originally posted by seotiblizzard:
Nonsense! Union of Noiseology Socialist Republic cannot tolerate such ridiculous statement. This is tantamount to comiting High treason.
You are a great threat to Liberty, Justice and Love
This is santimonious
hmm.. seoti's declare is hard to believe
Originally posted by seotiblizzard:
May Allah bless you.
/me eats pork knuckles and drink beer
Originally posted by laurence82:You are a great threat to Liberty, Justice and Love
This is santimonious
. Once again. Ur treachery to the Union of Noiseology Socialist Republic is preposterous. U will be arrested and tried at the International Court Of Justice.
Originally posted by rlsh07:hmm.. seoti's declare is hard to believe
Why though?
nice
wait here ah
i go get fifi to ban u
Originally posted by kopiosatu:/me eats pork knuckles and drink beer
Ah. Indulging in the sins of man. Count me in.
Originally posted by seotiblizzard:
. Once again. Ur treachery to the Union of Noiseology Socialist Republic is preposterous. U will be arrested and tried at the International Court Of Justice.
hey, that's no way to talk to the great leader of north noisology
Originally posted by kenn3th:
hey, that's no way to talk to the great leader of north noisology
You need the Waffen SS< u can count on me XD
hehe
if i am the great leader of north noiseology
kenneth is the dear leader of north noiseology