Application to date/marry my granddaughter
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1. NAME:_Daisuke Ace Zaker DATE OF BIRTH: _Every Year_
2. HEIGHT:_148-149 cm T.T__ WEIGHT: _300-350N__IQ: _121___GPA: _NA___
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: _CITIZEN_DRIVERS LICENSE #: _No have license_=(_
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:__No join boy scout >.<______
5. HOME ADDRESS: __Country of flames____CITY: _Konoha____ ZIP _On my pants__
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes Duh_ No_______ If NO, explain: ________________________________________________
7. Number of years parents married: __too much to count____
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? _No_ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? _No_ WATERBED? _No__ MOTORCYCLE? _No_ TATOO? _No_ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? _haven't had any alteration_ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? _Late Means late, not being punctual.__
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDDAUGHTER" mean to you? _Nice to see, once broken considered sold _
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? _A cheem word that have no idea of _____
12. What church do you attend? _Church Of Haruhiism__ How often do you attend? _1/4_/ week
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and religious teacher? _When they are free__
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the _Heart_
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my _Spine_
C. A women's place is in the _heart_
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _Sex__
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is _cuteness_ (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? _A writer/ detective/_Toilet President/ Owner of Manga/Anime Shop/ All of the above._
16. Do you plan to attend a religious school? _I'm already in one?_ Which one? _The one I'm currently in_
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
__Daisuke__ Signature (That means sign your name) -
Seems like i'll be the ONE for her....
The best candidate is ME.
So, for the rest, don't waste your time.
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sorry
there is no 'best' candidate
there is only suitable candidate
you can be the best but not suitable also no point
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neh mind...i know i can count on you...
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lai lai
bribe me
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do i have a say in all these?
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Originally posted by laurence82:
lai lai
bribe me
for a moment, i tot you'll be the bride....look too fast.....bribe the bride...
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Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:
do i have a say in all these?
say "i do" will do... -
wtf.
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no say no say
the panel will decide everything
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=( what if i don't like him?
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then we will reject
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ejection! ejection! ejection!
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erection! erection! erection!
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When the closing date?? -
oh Saturday, 7th June
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Wah got da xi ri zi. LOOOL.
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Huh... means...i'm engaged on the 7th onwards?
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hahaha
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closing date
judgement day is six years later
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If there is a suitable candidate, yes. LOOL.
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Huh...=( sigh...
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Why sigh??
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Huh...no la...so young and tied down...i don't want...=(
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dun worry
close eyes it will be all over