Application to date/marry my granddaughter
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EH. I dont listen to some rotten banana.
ahahahahhahhahaa
xoxo~
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Originally posted by Ferret:
EH. I dont listen to some rotten banana.
ahahahahhahhahaa
xoxo~
ferret~
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xoxo~ xoxo~
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okay, this application is difficult especially section 17.
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Originally posted by stellazio:
okay, this application is difficult especially section 17.
where got section 17..
or u mean the swearing part?
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long time no eat fish.
-chomps-
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the è€�ä¸�æ» ah gong go sleep le?
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Originally posted by Ferret:
long time no eat fish.
-chomps-
no matter how long u wish to eat it
u still cant have me -
tml after u wake up u see u which part pain. thats where i bite.
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Originally posted by Ferret:
tml after u wake up u see u which part pain. thats where i bite.
pest!
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ahahahahahahahhaaa
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tsk u all
behave
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Originally posted by fairlady_xoxo:
that makes us even
I help you complete your sentence....>> that makes us even compatible
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(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)
NOTE - This application is incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME:_ChiBet______________ DATE OF BIRTH: _12/03/1983___
2. HEIGHT:____1.8m__ WEIGHT: __100KG____IQ: _3.142____GPA: N/A
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: N/A - illegal alien DRIVERS LICENSE #: N/A - bike rider
4. BOY SCOUT RANK:_____Paladin LvL99_______________________
5. HOME ADDRESS: _Batam__CITY: _________ ZIP ______
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? No If NO, explain: HAD 1 male and 1 female parent - male parent sex change in 2003
7. Number of years parents married: 0 - parents are liberal hippies
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY) - No to all, no $$$ to spare
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? Your granddaughter's pregnant
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDDAUGHTER" mean to you? I am not allowed to put my ding into her infront of you
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? Having enough self control not to engage in the mating process when there are more than 10 people watching
12. What church do you attend? Church of Sciencetology How often do you attend? whenever nicole kidman shows up naked for a group orgy
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and religious teacher? after sun down as they are creatures of the night
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is my left hand as i use it to pleasure myself
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ding bone
C. A women's place is in the bed
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is my MILF collection
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is the reaction of my ding to the girl (NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? The Anti-Christ
16. Do you plan to attend a religious school? Yes Which one? Satan Worshippers
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
_______Chibet____________ Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now). -
OMG!!
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can i try to apply?
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tsk
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i dunwan to marry but i want do the application
looks fun ^^
can or not?
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lai lai
daisu, spanking time
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/me runs away in an instance
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Originally posted by laurence82:
lai lai, i notice many people want to date my sun nu er, with one person even proposing to her over dinner, so here is how to apply
(REVOCABLE AT ANY TIME)
NOTE - This application is incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor.
1. NAME: Mr. K DATE OF BIRTH: 1k January 19kk
2. HEIGHT:174 WEIGHT: 55 IQ:200 GPA:200
3. SOCIAL SECURITY #: Secret DRIVERS LICENSE #: Secret
4. BOY SCOUT RANK: Secret
5. HOME ADDRESS: Secret CITY: Singapore ZIP: i dont zip files, I rar them.
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes
7. Number of years parents married: nth got to do with you
8. DO YOU OWN A VAN? ____ A TRUCK WITH OVERSIZED TIRES OR CAMPER SHELL? ____ WATERBED? _____ MOTORCYCLE? _____ TATOO? ____ COLOR ALTERED HAIR? ___ (IF YES TO ANY PART OF #8, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "Late" mean to you? Better late than never10. In 50 words or less, what does "DO NOT TOUCH MY GRANDDAUGHTER" mean to you?
Wait for her to touch me
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?Not eating pior to ...
12. What church do you attend? None How often do you attend? None
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and religious teacher? Give me a time and date.
14. Fill in the blanks: Please answer freely - all answers are confidential (That means I won't tell anyone - I promise):
A. If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want to be wounded is in the Head
B. If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my back
C. A women's place is in the -i dunno-
D. The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is my secret identity
E. When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice is Face(NOTE: If the answer to "E" begins with a B, T, or A, discontinue and leave the premises immediately with your head hung low.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? Super hero
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
Mr K Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (this action will void this application). If your application is rejected you will be notified by two angels wearing red suits and carrying pitch forks. (You might want to start praying now). -
I apply is she satisfies the following criteria
1) Is she young ?
2) Is she still virgin ?
3) Is she has hot as Laurence82 ?
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fakr u badzie
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-she must be my age-
-she must be good looking-
-npnt rules apply-
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ok bye kenneth