The sharing of marriage...
The old man placed order for one
hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and
carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French
fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his
wife
He took a sip of the drink, his wife
took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few
bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking,
"That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of
them."
As the man began to eat his fries a
young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old
couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing
everything.
People closer to the table noticed the
little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and
occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and
begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said
"No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and
was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to
the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
"What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered . . . . .
(Continue below - This is great)
"THE TEETH."
see before liao.
haha
tsk *smacks chip*
tsk ... old joke...