Funny stuff you get from every country
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American:
I am very excited here, to be participating in the designing of the strategies that will meet the increasingly challenging future, and that I am very excited (again) to work with the international associates so on and so forth
(5 mins later the main points come up)
So you click here...and here...hmm why doesnt it work....it worked for me yesterday...i dont know....
British:
You will have to do this because reason a, b, c, and due the (all the technical points come up)
(half an hour later)
So the solutions are..(another half an hour)
Singaporean:
The evolution of the strategic management of our business units will enhance the viability of our operations and increase our net worth to our various stakeholders, resulting in greater co-operation and better quality of service to our clients
(half an hour later)
What did he just say?
India:
The accomplishments exceed the highest standard of service demanded from our very demanding client. It is a example of great achievement. The superb teamwork exemplifies......
(5 mins later)
So what did they do?
Some countries where the England not so good one:
When can you confirm activating this account by next May?
(so we tell them when we activate or we confirm its next May? huhhhh?)
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