Abuse cats campaign

• stellazio

  31 Mar 08, 23:10

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  

  

  I demand that all cat haters be given 1x good good spanking on the butt!!!

  

  stop finding an excuse just to spank laurence butt.

• SumOne

  1 Apr 08, 02:17

  Inappropriate thread (a view expressed not just by myself alone).

  Cats are nice creatures, don't mistreat them.

• SilverRevo

  1 Apr 08, 04:30

  There are cats screaming/wailing away downstairs and I can hear them.

• BadzMaro

  1 Apr 08, 04:52

  Put the cat in a plastic back during CNY n light fire crackers in it. N u can see that evertime the fire crackers explode , the plastic bag jumps around here n there. lol! that was when primary school days . he he Amazingly , after the entire strip of fire crackers the cat survived. stunned only. amazing man.. amazing..

• laurence82

  1 Apr 08, 07:15

  where is stupid idiot and the post more comments?

• w.eikaas

  1 Apr 08, 08:50

  coo coo

• laurence82

  1 Apr 08, 13:28

  I wonder where did the thread on abuse the crocodiles campaign went

   

• Zarks

  1 Apr 08, 13:32

  how to abuse? DO it... Ask the cat to come to u " meow. here boy , come kitty kitty.. Then sek sek the cat.. The grab the cat nicely and kindly, petting it till it likes u so much.. then.. here it goes. grab the cat.. then.. then.. THROW IT TO THE SKY AND WATCH IT FALL DOWN AND TRY TO HEAR THE SOUND OF BONE CRACKING !! and then.. chase it,. if u manage to grab it, THROW AGAIN Repeat step 1 and step 2... the cat will not survived after 9 throws to the sky..
• fairlady_xoxo

  1 Apr 08, 13:32

  Errrrr

• BadzMaro

  1 Apr 08, 13:47

  I use cat's pee.. especially male cat's pee to get high. The pee they use to mark thier territory apparently makes u ... 'fly' real 'high' . lol ! Believe or not!

• elindra

  1 Apr 08, 13:49

  How about 1001 ways on 'How to Abuse an Evil Banana'

• 小白脸

  1 Apr 08, 13:51

  don't get why people like to kill cats.

   

  Some people tie cat necks with shoelaces and tie them to fences or poles and leave them to die.

   

  Then there are drivers who run cats over..can see the brain matter scatter all over the road.

• Zarks

  1 Apr 08, 13:56

  driver dun really run into cats.. just sometimes at night driver cant see anything suddenly that thing run in the middle of road.. so no choice ma hit and run lo
• dumbdumb!

  1 Apr 08, 14:43

  Originally posted by �白脸:

  don't get why people like to kill cats.

   

  Some people tie cat necks with shoelaces and tie them to fences or poles and leave them to die.

   

  Then there are drivers who run cats over..can see the brain matter scatter all over the road.

  so i'm supposed to E brake when i see a cat dash across an expressway? if it's a small road and i'm going slowly ok la. but if i'm going more than 70... good luck and have fun.

   

• laurence82

  2 Apr 08, 19:45

  Well done everyone! We are doing fine! Keep the replies coming in!

• Gedanken

  2 Apr 08, 19:58

  Originally posted by Zarks:

  how to abuse?

  DO it…

  Ask the cat to come to u ” meow. here boy , come kitty kitty..

  Then sek sek the cat..

  The grab the cat nicely and kindly, petting it till it likes u so much..

  then.. here it goes.

  grab the cat.. then.. then.. THROW IT TO THE SKY AND WATCH IT FALL DOWN AND TRY TO HEAR THE SOUND OF BONE CRACKING !!

  and then.. chase it,. if u manage to grab it, THROW AGAIN

  Repeat step 1 and step 2… the cat will not survived after 9 throws to the sky..

  I got a better idea.  First I'll take a chopper and take out your Achiiles Heel tendons - that way I won't have to chase you.  Next, I'll give you a tracheotomy by making a 2cm incision just under your Adam's apple and sticking a pen tube in it, after which I crush your larynx with a ball pein hammer - screaming is very distracting.  A power drill through your kneecaps is my next trick and who knows where we can go from there?

• wonderamazement

  2 Apr 08, 23:00

  Look at my avatar!

• caleb_chiang

  2 Apr 08, 23:08

  Just place TS beside the cat would consider cat abuse liao lor...