Bad day at work?
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When you have one of those "I Hate My Job" days,
try this:
On your way home from work stop at your local
pharmacy and go to the thermometer section, and
purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
& Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get
home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into some very comfortable clothing and
sit in your favorite chair.
Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so
that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from
the box and read it very carefully. You will notice that
in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &
Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,
"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer
quality control at Johnson & Johnson." -
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Actually isnt that quite er? Meaning all rectal thermometers that u buy off the shelf were actually used at least once before?
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Do u buy such things?Originally posted by DriftingGuy:Actually isnt that quite er? Meaning all rectal thermometers that u buy off the shelf were actually used at least once before? 
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I use before..
On others..
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MemoriesOriginally posted by laurence82:Do u buy such things? -
disgusting. -
i know u rikes..Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:
disgusting. -
idiotOriginally posted by Gackt247:I use before..
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very common one...
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omg its so anal