Children's thoughts on Love
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"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something,
but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful."
.... Manuel, age 8
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too."
....Greg, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with
how you smell...that's why perfume and deodorant is so popular."
....Mae, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat.
French fries usually works for me."
.... Bart, age 9
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention,
but attention ain't the same thing as love."
.... Alonzo, age 9 "
When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down
and they don't get up for at least an hour."
.... Wendy, age 8
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't
already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful."
....Anita, age 8
"I look at kissing like this: Kissing is fine if you like it,
but it's a free country and nobody should be forced to do it."
....Michael, age 8
"Don't say you love somebody and then change your mind ...
Love isn't like picking what movie you want to watch."
.... Natalie, age 9
"I'm not rushing into being in love.
I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."
....Regina , age 10 -
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"I wanna be a kid again, cos scraped knees are easier healed than a broken heart."
...Wonderamazement, Senior member -
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i think Natalie girl is v sensible leh..
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Chuck Norris RHKs a lucky kid to the sun everyday.
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"can be bendz"
laurence82, age ??? -
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"Originally posted by gigabyte14:"can be bendz"
laurence82, age ??? -
no bmt ah?Originally posted by infantry:Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?" -
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.Originally posted by gigabyte14:no bmt ah? -
They watch too much love mobees liao.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.Originally posted by seotiblizzard:They watch too much love mobees liao.