Salary increase

laurence82

17 Nov 07, 03:05

The maid in a stately home wants a salary increase. Her ladyship was very upset and asked, sarcastically: "Now Princess, why do you want an increase?"

Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"--bit irritated.
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"----decidedly put off now.
Maid: "My third reason is that I make better love than you do."
Madam (Very upset now): "NO, don't tell me the master told you THAT, too, you wretch?!!
Maid: "No madam, he didn't; the gardener did."

He he he he he he he

Meia Gisborn

17 Nov 07, 03:11

Originally posted by laurence82:
The maid in a stately home wants a salary increase. Her ladyship was very upset and asked, sarcastically: "Now Princess, why do you want an increase?"

Maid: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase.The first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"--bit irritated.
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maid: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh"----decidedly put off now.
Maid: "My third reason is that I make better love than you do."
Madam (Very upset now): "NO, don't tell me the master told you THAT, too, you wretch?!!
Maid: "No madam, he didn't; the gardener did."

He he he he he he he