>Malaysia 's CSI movie - CSI ; KAMPUNG BARU
>
>Ahmed died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue
>needed someone to identify the body.
>
>As he had no family, they called up his two best friends, Ah Beng and
>Kumar. Ah Beng went in first and the mortician pulled back the sheet.
>
>Ah Beng said, "Wah-lau-eh, he's very barbecued like cha siu.? But if
>you would roll him over, I will tell you if he's my friend Ahmed or
>not."
>The mortician rolled the body over.
>
>Ah Beng looked at his ass and said, "Heng-ah! No-lah, dat not Ahmed."
>The mortician was puzzled how he was so sure but he didn't say
>anything.
>He went and got Kumar to check the body.
>
>Kumar looked closely and said, "Aiyoyo, it is true he's burnt very
>bad, but need you to roll him over and I can confirm if he's my
>friend, Ahmed."
>Again the mortician rolled the body over. Kumar looked down at the
>ass and said, "Aiyoyo, oh no no, this is definitely not Ahmed."
>
>The mortician, unable to suppress his curiosity any longer, said,
>"Okay, you have to tell me now - how can you and Ah Beng tell for sure
>this is not Ahmed?"
>
>Kumar said, "Well, this Ahmed, he had two assholes." "What?!!" the
>mortician said in disbelief, "He had two assholes?!!"
>
>"Oh yes, everyone in the neighbourhood knows this.?Every time the
>three of us go out, people always say, ' Here comes Ahmed with the
>two assholes'. "
>