Coincidence
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!
"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man.
As they clinked glasses he asked , "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickensbecome fertile?"
"I switched cocks"
She smiled and said! , "What a coincidence!" -
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lim peh oso wanna switch cocks lar -
omgOriginally posted by aku1b0d0:
lim peh oso wanna switch cocks lar
are u insinuating that u are infertile, or u need someone else to enter u?
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2nd option plssOriginally posted by laurence82:omg
are u insinuating that u are infertile, or u need someone else to enter u?
ah bua never satisfy me -
One Hit KO! -
which ah bua?Originally posted by aku1b0d0:2nd option plss
ah bua never satisfy me
so many of them -
u la. knnOriginally posted by laurence82:which ah bua?
so many of them -
i never enter u b4Originally posted by aku1b0d0:u la. knn -
irresponsible man.Originally posted by laurence82:i never enter u b4 -
(close eyes...)
pika shouldn't watch adults joke...
(peep at the joke)
WHAKAKA! -
Originally posted by popikachu:(close eyes...)
pika shouldn't watch adults joke...
(peep at the joke)
WHAKAKA! 
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how u noe its adults joke and immediately close ur eyes?Originally posted by popikachu:(close eyes...)
pika shouldn't watch adults joke...
(peep at the joke)
WHAKAKA!
then knowing its adults jokes, u open ur eyes, realise what it and laugh
eh, you ok or not? -
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