I got noise to make.
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Got a lot of things to say but if individually put in individual thread like so crappy, so I lump it all into 1 thread.
Ahem.
1. Encounter with PMS.
On Thur I was redoing a wall and was in the midst of removing the posters and all the crap from the wall with my buddies when a char boh SSG walked towards us. None of us noticed her rank as we were busy.
Unfortunately I think she PMS that day. Wah lau, by the time we look up, it was too late. She say: Oi! Is this how SAF teach you one? No need greet one ar? You blind or what?!.
So we guai guai said: Good evening, staff.
Then we explained although she was clearly not satisified.
But she was not done yet: Who's your course commander?
We mumbled a reply.
Then she looked at me: Why you in number 3?
Me: Becau.....
PMS: You got a lot of because hor?
25 min later:
We walk into office......and there she was, again.
Just now greet already, so no need greet now, somemore we thought it would be better if we just sneaked our way through.
But.......suddenly got encik appear.
Cornered, we open mouth: Good evening sir.
The PMS mother tiger opened her mouth too: NABEH! You only greet sir right?! (gestures violently to shoulder)
She then proceeded to give us dressing-down for another 5 min.
Next day:
Kena inspection in parade by her. My heart almost fell out, but like I said, she PMS one.
Cos she actually smiled at me. (Siao char boh) -
i know a lot of warrant officers (guys, middle aged) also act like they got PMS one
very terrible to see -
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she need some loving
sbs u gibe her lah -
2. Being kiasu turns you into a fool.
Just alighting from the train, climbing the stairs up, I was behind a middle-aged woman. She wasn't tall, nor were her legs very long. But then.....she still tried to follow others, take 2 steps at a time.
She wearing long skirt somemore, so.....you can imagine lah. -
I think she very hormonal, her desk got a lot of baby pics (should be her's :lolOriginally posted by sinnersotong:she need some loving
sbs u gibe her lah
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3. Tough PSLE maths paper.
Check out the Sunday times page 3 (?). It featured 3 questions deemed difficult.
My take: It's fucking difficult. I needed algebra to work out the 1st and 3 question. It would have been possible to work out the answers without algebra, but I couldn't.
As for the 2nd question, I got stuck and couldn't work out any answer at all despite trying my best.
As for the 2 students who said on newspaper that the questions were 'straight-forward'. I think they must have learned one-step ahead, because frankly speaking, unless you have algebra to back you up, number 1 would mean trial-and-error. So if you're smart and had the chance to learn ahead, just stfu and don't rub it in. (Cos I'm ashamed that I couldn't solve all of the questions.
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But then my year also controvesial leh, simi 1+2+3+4....+100= simi lanjiao.
I left it blank, and still got A*. -
She needs some lurve.
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+! rhk
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my PC damn fark up also
every min want us to address him as sir..
he even say outside if see him must do so..
dontknow what is he trying to enforce
well..i dont really care anway.. -
my battlion got 1 young 3rd sg..1 ssg n 1 first sg..
n some lady warrent ..
they are ok ...
frenly..
no pms..
but..
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4. Desperate comrade.
I know of this guy who's so desperate for girls, that he kept talking on and on with the girls in my camp.
I still remember one conversation where the girl got pissed off, it went like this:
Him: You're only 19, why you sign on ar?
Her: Because I got cheated.
She rolled her eyes and then ignored him.
When he books in, he is usually depressed cos he always kena rejected. Then he would ask stupid questions like: Why am I always rejected?
After that, he went on to woo a 11 year old girl, or should I say harrass. He called her like nobody's business, spammed her with sms. And then he showed his bunk-mates the replies. Apparently she got fed up, cos she started replying things like: I really need to study.(PSLE!)
Then she stopped contacting him and he started to get emo again, and his bunk-mates laughed at him and he almost threw a chair at them.
And that's not the end, he also masturbates in camp. At 2 A.M! He openly admits it and wonders why we do not do the same.
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wat the fark?!?! wat kind of camp mate u have there?Originally posted by SBS3625D:4. Desperate comrade.
I know of this guy who's so desperate for girls, that he kept talking on and on with the girls in my camp.
I still remember one conversation where the girl got pissed off, it went like this:
Him: You're only 19, why you sign on ar?
Her: Because I got cheated.
She rolled her eyes and then ignored him.
When he books in, he is usually depressed cos he always kena rejected. Then he would ask stupid questions like: Why am I always rejected?
After that, he went on to woo a 11 year old girl, or should I say harrass. He called her like nobody's business, spammed her with sms. And then he showed his bunk-mates the replies. Apparently she got fed up, cos she started replying things like: I really need to study.(PSLE!)
Then she stopped contacting him and he started to get emo again, and his bunk-mates laughed at him and he almost threw a chair at them.
And that's not the end, he also masturbates in camp. At 2 A.M! He openly admits it and wonders why we do not do the same.
paedophile?!?!? -
Now you know.Originally posted by RiverFoX:wat the fark?!?! wat kind of camp mate u have there?
paedophile?!?!?
I suffer for very long liao. He's bunk-mates also all farked up one.
Even got one time I almost kena my hand chopped off because of a c0ckster. -
LoL...Originally posted by SBS3625D:Now you know.
I suffer for very long liao. He's bunk-mates also all farked up one.
Even got one time I almost kena my hand chopped off because of a c0ckster.
wat happened??
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1 yr 3 mths.Originally posted by RiverFoX:LoL...
wat happened??
u left how many mths???
What happened???
I think it won't be easy to explain, but here goes.
I'm an operator of the 76mm gun and it was time for exam before I finally post out to ship. The gun uses hydraulics to power up and now my task is to close the breech block which i had opened using hydraulics. The breech block is cocked and powerful springs will cause it to slam back when I release it unless someone is there to catch on to the wheel to trun it slowly and cause it to close slowly.
Apparently I slipped my hand into the gun and used the tool to whack the mechanism and the idiot I was working with did not turn the wheel at all. U know? It's like you twist a rubber band, then use something to hold it in that position, then if you release it, it would just spin back uncontrollably? The idiot never turned the wheel to the max, and the result is that he's essentially was just holding the wheel nothing more. It can't possibly catch the breech block as it closes.
So I whacked the mechanism, and the breech block just slammed. IN FRONT OF MY HAND. There was a huge WHAM! and the workshop almost collapsed. Ok lah, I won't lose my hand. I didn't. But the shock I had was more than enough.
And you know what's more farked up? Later I needed him to use a tool that's like a hammer to hit another lever and he used the OTHER SIDE of the bloody hammer to hit. Ain't he a cuckoo??? -
WooTsSsSs...
i would have brought condom & KY to fark his arse real hard for dis kinda shit...
if he met me instead of u, he better have earplugs with him at dat time...
still have 15mths to endure with him, but i wld suggest, if u can't fight him, join him, if not just farkin leave him...
scarry shit... -
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Too bad lor. I pray very hard I won't get posted to the same ship as any of them.
Imagine I open the cabin door after my watch to see someone wanking!
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5. Learning doesn't stop, so doesn't national education.
KNN, tomorrow going national education tour at Labrador Park. WTF, make me apply leave, waste 1 day (ok fine, booking out is always good! ), go through all the paper work to go for something I thought I no longer had to do!
Now I think I want to laugh instead.