Muthu Jokes.
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MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER*
Interviewer : "What is your birth date?"
Muthu : "13th October."
Interviewer : "Which year?"
Muthu : "Every year."
MUTHU & HIS MANAGER*
The Manager asked Muthu at an interview....
"Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?" Muthu replied:
"P-O-S-T-B-O-X."
MUTHU & LONDON TRIP*
After returning from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, "Do I look like a
foreigner?"
Wife: "No! Why?"
Muthu : "In London , a lady asked me, 'Are you a foreigner?'... that's why."
Wife : ?????????
MUTHU & TOURIST*
A tourist from U.S.A. asked Muthu whether any great man was born in his
village... and Muthu said "No sir, only babies were born here."
MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT*
Muthu was doing an experiment with a cockroach. First he cut off one leg and
told it to "WALK! WALK!" The cockroach walked. Then he cut off its second
leg and told the same. The cockroach walked. Then he cut off the third leg
and did the same. Finally, he cut off its fourth leg and ordered it walk!
But the cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly, Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If
we cut a cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf."
MUTHU & DRIVER*
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver
adjusted the mirror. Muthu shouted, "You are trying to see my wife, eh? Sit
in the back. I will drive."
MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL*
Muthu went into a hotel. To wash his hands, he went to the washbasin. Then
when he had finished, he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager
asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the signboard "*****WASH
BASIN******"
MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART*
Interviewer : "Just imagine you're in the 20th floor of a building and it's
on fire. How will you escape?"
Muthu: "It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination." -
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muthu went to prata training school and paid $4.50 for the course,
now when muthu went out, his mum gave him $5.
where did the $0.50 went? -
MUTHU AT THE POOL*
Life-guard to Muthu: "Why are you standing around and not swimming?"
Muthu: "I am waiting for it to rain"
Life-guard: "Why?"
Muthu points to sign that says: "Shower before you enter the pool." -
The answer is where did the $0.50 GO ?Originally posted by pervertboi v1.2.1:muthu went to prata training school and paid $4.50 for the course,
now when muthu went out, his mum gave him $5.
where did the $0.50 went? -
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:
The answer is where did the $0.50 [b]GO ?[/b] -
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