~Talk 2 Myself > zhi yan zhi yu < ~ Asylum

• Gackt247

  25 Sep 07, 18:26

  Gacky, i tink cannot bring food in library. U still eating?
  
  nvm la.. who will see?
  
  Librarian see sure confiscate pass.
  
  Fark them la. where got so many librarians?
  
  Eh u best lor.. eat chicken rice. tempt me nia.
  
  haha.. wan or not? i feed u.
  
  dun wan la.. ps la.. scared pple see.
  
  dun act 1st time with me can or not. i know u deep deep already.
  
  wat act? natural shy.. nonid act.
  
  dun tok c0ck with me la. come come.. mmmmm...
  
  wah shiok.. sibei pang..
  
  dun digress.. FA assignment sibei tulan.. take forever to finish man..
  
  yalor.. last last wk handed up late lor. tsk.. sianz..
  
  kaoz.. library many muggers.. scary..
  
  yalor.. so many frens complain stress. i not leh.. i tell them tt i stress also.. stress bcoz i not stress.
  
  *haha..*
  
  really.. wonder y i so extra.. not stressed.
  
  Really?
  
  yalar.. i think is the mindset la.. ur priorities. i feel muz have life and have fun mah..
  
  hmm.. ya.. i agree with u.
  
  wait ah wait ah.. i nid to go toilet.. buay tahan liao.. help me look after my laptop can?
  
  ok.. gogogo..
  
• Gackt247

  25 Sep 07, 18:44

  oi.. Gacky.. y u taking so long..
  
  duno leh.. lao sai..
  
  wtf.. u ok or not?
  
  of course not la..
  
  damn smelly leh dey..
  
  duh.. tell me which shit smells like flowers..
  
  *haha...*
  
  wat did u eat?
  
  chicken rice???......
  
  wtf.. eh.. u feed de chicken rice..
  
  ya.. maybe lor..
  
  nnb.. knn.. better not be ah..
  
  u no lao sai so may not be..
  
  eh.. lao sai u tink like 3-in-1 coffee.. so fast ah..
  
  *haha...* *poooooooooooooooooooooot...* *ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..*
  
  walao.. chemical attack ah..
  
  *haha..* songbo..
  
  fark u la..
  
  *haha..*
  
  shit.. i tink i also got stomachache.. fark.. die liao..
  
  *enter cubicle and close door* *zzzzzzziipppppppp* *pooooooooooooooooooooooot...* *aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...*
  
  nnb.. see la.. all ur fault.. feed me.. fark u la..
  
  *haha..* wat are suck c0ck buddies for?
  
  fark u la.. wah sianz.. damn pain leh.. sianz..
  
  now den u know..
  
  shuddup la.. all bcoz of u la..
  
  eh.. ur side got toilet paper?
  
  errr.. no... y?
  
  coz i dun have..
• fairlady_xoxo

  25 Sep 07, 20:07

  Eh i think he likes you leh...
  
  Si meh...don't kid me...
  
  He already so ming xian....so many actions le...you still so BLUR!?
  
  Huh really meh? How?!!
  
  Aiya...why you like that....wake up la... HE LIKES YOU PERIOD!
  
  Huh....the thing is i dunno why he like tt...how how how...
  
  ....
• stellazio

  25 Sep 07, 20:19

  hilarious thread.
• laurence82

  25 Sep 07, 20:36

  fark u
  
  fark u too
  
  well, thats good, coz..fark u deep deep
  
  dont be so nice...fark your arsehole
  
  ok..i wont fark your arsehole coz you got only vagina
  
  fark you, you dont even have an arshole, a vagina or a peehole, in fact you look like a deekhead
  
  fark you
  
  well fark you too
  
  
• ^tamago^

  25 Sep 07, 20:42

  omg wat's with the ~ and >< and all those monologues!
• gigabyte14

  25 Sep 07, 20:45

  euu kn0 wh@t gIg@, iii thInk i lIke euus
  
  really? i think i like you too.
  
  *hugs myself
• <Precious>

  25 Sep 07, 22:08

  Gackt got high fever har....?
  Must have been infected by Ah Lau....... we shud quarantine Ah Lau for the good of all Forumites!
• Pion

  25 Sep 07, 22:14

  i wan his phone..
  y?
  its cheap leh..he sell $140 nia wor..
  yeala...also i got money to spend now wor..
  the phone very good also..skinny n just 3 months old nia...
  hw bout ur fren leh?
  he say he can claim insurance...
  okok..tmrw u better call him n get the phone asap b4 ppl get it..
  yala yala..hopefully he sell to me one
  
  
• Dead_Man_Inc

  26 Sep 07, 01:30

  i'm here to pruss > +1 < wan
• Cool-gal

  26 Sep 07, 01:43

  so how?
  kill him now or tmr?
  okok...
  if he moves abit then i kill...
  if he stays stil then kill tmr.........
• FireIce

  26 Sep 07, 02:32

  zi not zhi....
• seotiblizzard

  26 Sep 07, 18:02

  Y all the siao lang keng ppl keep on coming to noiseology?
• ^tamago^

  26 Sep 07, 18:06

  ting ling ling, di ling ling....
  rang wo zhong ma piao...
  
  even if i never buy....
• laurence82

  27 Sep 07, 01:45

  tian ling ling
• udontknowme

  27 Sep 07, 07:59

  tian ling ling
  di ling ling
  he shen qu qi hao tai ping....
  
  something like that
  dont quite remember where i got that from
  might be primary school chinese class
  maybe not
  
  whats the purpose of this thread??
  the only person here who actually properly talked to him/herself was gacky...
  and i think one other person
• ^tamago^

  27 Sep 07, 08:02

  what is this thread about ah...
  i wonder..
  hmmmm...
  
  shld i eat mcmuffin...
  no the weather so cooling now...
  i shld slp more in the rain....
  
  hi egg...
  long time no see...
  why u still so pretty after so many years?
  
  you want to pee?
  ok let's go pee now.
• ^tamago^

  27 Sep 07, 08:16

  Anyway I think we need Ferret and noopi. Their monologue very power.
• laurence82

  27 Sep 07, 09:13

  monologuists are stupid people
  
  
• Gackt247

  30 Sep 07, 01:06

  with reference to:
  http://www.sgforums.com/?action=thread_display&thread_id=282530
  
  

  Originally posted by seotiblizzard:

  "hello is the the police"
  "yes how can we help you"
  " i knw who commited the recent serial shoplifting cases"
  "Who is the culprit?"
  " A seagull"
  "tu... tu.. tu... tu...tu... tu.."
  "hello? anyone there? hello?"
  "tu... tu.. tu... tu...tu... tu.."
  "hello? anyone there? hello?"
  "tu... tu.. tu... tu...tu... tu.."